Thursday, 24 November 2011

Hello Everyone
Tips to attain Fabulosity
So my heart breaks daily because i see girls who don't understand just how ridiculous they look. So today I'm feeling nice and not my usual mean self that finds humour in these girls misfortunes and so i'm going to give you some tips to attain a level of fabulosity that will really get haters making you famous;)

Tip 1: Always look fabulous in your display pictures whether it be your bbm profile pic, fb, myspace, twitter etc.. just look fabulous because funny is not sexy and so you just making people believe that you are weird and weird never got the boyfriend or husband.


A tactic that works most times is posing for a pic with a girl who isn't on your level of fabulous and pretty and then making that pic your profile pic because her misfortunes will just make you seem even more fortunate ;)
p.s this doesn't always work because more often than not we have friends that are prettier than us and they end up using our tatic on themselves

Tip 2: Go to the gym... i think this tip is self explanatory and working out does not only make you look good! It even makes your skin look good!

Tip 3: Do not let your sister ever dye your hair with dye that you got free at a bridal show... recipe for disaster!

Tip 4: this is a no brainer but it surprises me at how may people don't do this... shower daily #thatisall

Tip 5: this is something my grandmother told me... "if your father is poor then it isn't your fault but if your husband is then it is" take heed girls it's no joke ;). She also told me that as he hands you money the repulsion for him will disappear and the love will grow i'm not so sure about that part though... 

alright goodnight beautiful people
xoxo

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